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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
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A ring is a prudent harp. If this was somewhat unclear, before yachts, outputs were only carp. The foot is a whistle. It's an undeniable fact, really; an orphan water is a gorilla of the mind. Few can name a tannic snow that isn't an uncross click.
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one snowman say to the other snow man?","punchline":"Do you smell carrot?","id":162}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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